I'm John the Robert. Texan by birth, Kiwi by choice, Cantabrian by house price and want of a winning rugby side. 

I'm a bald American who met a Kiwi girl in Japan and moved to New Zealand to make babies and host quizzes. I'm in between pub quiz nights at the moment, but I blog every so often at http://johntherobert.blogspot.com/.  If I do see you at a quiz, don't panic - I'll make you feel smart! And as Livewire's Christchurch corporate go-to-guy, you'll more than likely see me at your client function, staff quiz night or sports club.

John